A breast implant is a prosthesis used to enlarge the size of a woman’s breasts. This is also known as breast augmentation, breast enlargement, mammoplasty enlargement, augmentation mammoplasty or the good old term boob job.

Boob augmentation is the most commonly performed cosmetic surgical procedure in the United States. In 2006, 329,000 breast augmentation procedures were performed in the U.S.

There are two primary types of Boob-jobs: saline-filled and silicone-gel-filled boobies. Saline boobs have a silicone elastomer shell filled with sterile saline liquid.

Silicone gel boobs have a silicone shell filled with a viscous silicone gel. There have been several alternative types of boob implants developed, such as polypropylene string or soy oil, but these are uncommon and not recommended.

The cheapest and the quickest way to enhance your boobs, is by using old newspapers(THE TIMES OF INDIA, Preferably, Coz. I LOVE IT!)/oranges/apples etc.

Also, young ladies out there, you can store your wallets/mobile pouches inside your blouse to lift your assets.

This is the very old traditional Indian way to enhance your twins. (This phenomenon can be spotted in South India and Maharashtra. Practiced by old ladies, 70+). This also acts like a safe depoist vault or like todays’ ATM.

BOOB Jobs can go wrong too…

It goes wrong mainly if…
…The silicon used happens to be from Kerala, India?

… Malayali doctor from earnakulem shoves in coconuts ‘indo’ you..BYE-MISTAIKE?

Christina Aguilera, I am sure must’ve visited KERALA!

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