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MacBook Air Error - Apple Sucks!

         

• By: Shivkumar
• Category: Technology

Wednesday
Jan 16,2008

Mac guys goofed up big time by putting a stupid close link, which didn’t work.

However, they have rectified this error now.

The site sucks…EEWWWWW. It is a site with nothing but a big MacBook Air photograph…a guided tour and a stupid word ‘Thinnovation’.

What nonsense… It should’ve been…

MACBOOK AIR

(Big and BOLD, multi colored)

PRESENTS

THIN-INNOVATION!

BY APPLE Inc.

A STEVE JOBS Company.

ERROR!!! AGAIN.
@Apple, they seriously don’t know how to promote their products.

Their products suck big time again. WORLD’s Thinnest Laptop.
It’s so thin.. so minimal.. where is the JAZZ ???

How can we Indians carry it in our trains (2nd class compartments)

If we ever carry MacBook Air, people will look at us differently. And I don’t want to be looked at, differently.

It’s completely wireless. I hate computers without wires. A notebook is no notebook if you don’t get to see tangled wires.

Battery life is just 5hours…That means, unlike my IBM, I don’t have to charge this slim piece of shit every half hour… that is SOO BORING.

It weighs just 3.0 pounds (1.36 kg).. I will never feel I am carrying a notebook. I hate such ultra light notebooks. With my IBM around, I never had to exercise or use dumbbells.

Mac can never be an IBM or an Acer or a SONY or a DELL…EVER! What a waste!

Steve Jobs, go find another job.

PS.If you are in Mumbai(Bombay) and are planning to buy a MacBook Air - World’s thinnest laptop. Please read the following very carefully. MacBook Air supposedly has a faulty battery, and this may explode the moment you attempt to recharge it. In case if you ever get a MacBook Air, don’t use it and risk your life. Just wrap it nicely in a bubble-pack paper and throw it away. Do let me know the place where you throw it.

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6 Comments

• At 2008.01.16 14:00, jyoti said:
  

  cool sense of humour ha ha ha …

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• At 2008.01.16 14:42, pu said:
  

  oh,, yes… just another super frustated pc user… i’m sorry for you… you seem as you had already use a computer like macbook air,… but you don’t,… many pc user (lot of my friends) do the switch, and can’t believe why they used winshit for such long time… ah the battery life of 5 hours is reported to work with wireless connection in use… then a lot of battery consume… my friends had an acer (dunno the model, anyway it was a piece of garbage like any standard pc), he bumped it to the trash, the battery worked for 2 hours (without wireless on!!!), now is got a mac,,and now he loves mac,, and last years he hates macs more than you.. believe me… and stop making these silly comments on a mac digg,, go to your pc friends to comment your silly frustration,.. the mac community could only laugh at you!! and remember, any mac doesn’t have windows on it like ANY STANDARD PC acer ibm dell ecc no difference in the heart!!,, try to use mac os, stupid!!

  p.s. sorry for the language, I speak english so and so..

  Chief Brutus Says:
  Dear Pu,

  Thank you for commenting… I appreciate. I love Mac too.. and it’s not your fault.

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• At 2008.01.16 16:58, s4n705h said:
  

  When i read the post title i thought i will write something really bad. but you seem to know the good from the bad. please take me with you when you come know that someone is going to throw their mac book air

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• At 2008.01.17 02:30, noorie said:
  

  some people obviously missed the humor in your article, chief brutus. My thoughts are that Apple should hire Rani Mukherjee to promote their products that’ll add the “jazz”

  Chief Brutus Says: No.. Noorie… Rani is a B*&@itch… not worth it. I’d rather recommend Rakhi Sawant.
  

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• At 2008.01.22 05:52, Dave said:
  

  It’s too expensive. Add the 64GB SSD drive and it’s extremely prohibitive.

  No optical drive. This means you have to beg others to let you install a software Apple gave you on their PC so you have access to their drive.

  No ethernet port. That makes the Remote Disk software useless if the PC you’re trying to connect to doesn’t have wireless.

  Only 1 USB port. So you’ll need a USB hub, one more thing to carry around… that’s not portability

  Battery not user Replaceable Unlike 99% of other laptops out there, the battery is not user replaceable.

  Mono Speakers The built in speakers on the Macbook Air are weak and sound airy (sorry) from the hands-on videos so far. Worst of all, they’re mono, not stereo! Are we back in the 90s?

  Fixed RAM The Macbook Air ships with 2GB of RAM by default. This RAM is onboard though, meaning there is no option to upgrade or to add more RAM.

  Slow Processor 1.6 C2D by default is amongst the slowest Core 2 Duo processors you can get.

  Slow 1.8? Hard drive The base model comes with a 1.8? hard drive. As most computer enthusiasts know, 1.8? hard drives top out at 4,200rpm.

  Chief Brutus Says: Thank you so much Dave, for commenting and giving your views on MacBook Air. God willing I will get a new MacBook Pro very soon. Keep visiting U2B.in.

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• At 2008.01.29 14:19, Anita said:
  

  LOl… u2brutus? I am macbook pro user ..won\’t give it up for the air simbbbly because… no 19\”screen… no joy of seeing vibrant wonderful colours on my screen turning others green with envy. But u have to see the piece to believe it… its bloody awesome

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