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The 10 Commandments of Lying.

By Vijay Iyer.

What a rocking way to end 2007 and welcome 2008.

A lie is a type of deception in the form of an untruthful statement with the intention to deceive, often with the further intention to maintain a secret or reputation, or to avoid punishment. To lie is to state something one believes is false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A liar is a person who is lying, who has lied, or who lies repeatedly. (Courtesy: Wikipedia.org)

1. Once a lie, Always a lie
(Once you lie, it remains your version of the truth forever. Never reveal the truth. Ever)

2. Live the lie
(Dramatize mentally your version of the story as if it actually happened. Before you make others believe, you must believe it yourself)

3. Think the lie thru
(It’s important to think the events before and after the lie. It will help answer questions)

4. Get a non-related 3rd party alibi
(If you are going to fake illness tomorrow, tell a few friends that someone in your family is unwell and u scared u will catch it. They will stand by your lie the next day!)

5. Lie without emotion or remorse – or don’t lie at all
(If you lying to your best friend, then you run the risk of guilt which will make you violate commandment 1. So be careful!)

6. Creativity is NOT the key
(The best lie is one that’s blatantly obvious. If you combine this with commandment 2, it will never fail)

7. Remember & Recall
(A lie can come back to you anytime from anyone – so never forget it! You might need to play it again)

8. The ideal lie stands alone
(If you have to lie to cover another lie, chances you will violate commandment 7 are very high)

9. Never lie to hurt a loved one
(You will rot in hell!)

10. Never lie for sex or money
(It’s never worth it!)

Disclaimer: Lies can creep into commandments too!

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Writer of this article Mr.Vijay Iyer is a very creative dyslexic kid. He is a regular U2B.in visitor and got highly inspired by Aamir Khan’s TZP and has dashed off the above 10 commandments of lying.

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