I never thought in my life that I will be tempted to get into the ‘Penis Enlargement’ business…

I wish I had the expertise to do so and give out heavy discounts to my loyal customers…

Enlarge your Penis and add extra 12% to it ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

DIWALI OFFER: This Diwali, Enlarge your ‘thingie’ and get a 7.1 MP Digital Camera…FREE! FREE! FREE!

How I wish I could do all of the above…

A few days back I had uploaded a post on HOW TO…”Enlarge Penis in just 20 secs!” this post, apparently has shaken up a few of my ‘Flaccid’ readers… (Two readers to be precise)… Or should I say readers who were not wel-endowed??

I run this site… So it is my responsibility to interact with my readers and HELP them…

Here through this post, I have attempted to answer their queries in the best possible way.

Mr. John wrote to me (or rather commented) saying…

Dear Sir,

I am 45 years old man, now I want to enlarge my penis and how. Is it possible at this stage? Please help me. I am an Indian, I have no any Credit Card.

Chief Brutus Says: Sir, I can’t enlarge Penis… How I wish I could… I don’t have the power or the expertise or the right qualification to do that… I think I got into a wrong business. ( I realized that now)No sir.. Couldn’t have done even if you were an American or a Pakistani… having or not having a credit card doesn’t matter at all… TRUST ME!!

If you still insist I should enlarge your Penis for you… then, do sent it across, I will give it a try…(This service is for INDIANS only) Like you I strongly believe Indians should have XTRA-LARGE PENIS!

PS. Courier charges will have to be borne by you.

Mr.LathPawanKumar commented saying…

Mr.LathPawanKumar commented saying…I want full details regarding…I am 50 year old man.

Chief Brutus Says: LathPawankumar Sir, a Penis at 50 is a sheer waste… and if it is a small-one, then it is just a piece of flesh…Why don’t you get into ShowBizz…??

Give away gifts to Indian and International celebs… Meet and greet celebrities…Throw Parties!!

Don’t worry about your Penis… Think of your youthful days and be happy.

Another person I know has a similar problem… but today, he is very happy… He has no complaints whatsoever…

SEE!!!

Thus, U2B.in lost 2 loyal readers…

On a serious note: U2B.in is not into PENIS ENLARGEMENT…incase if you guys come across any Baba Bengalis who claim to do this miracle (cheap)… Pls. pass on his/her contact details to me…Show me one man who says ‘NO’ to a moster cock!! Every dick yearns to be a SuperDick

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