Tips to become a super singer in an hour! Becoming a singer is no big deal… but to be a super singer is something I can teach you. Before I give out the secret of becoming a super singer in flat one hour, let me clear some basics.

Becoming a singer is lot of hard work. Knowing how to sing is only part of it. It takes confidence and dedication to pursue singing as a career. You need to follow your heart and not let anyone put you down because you have to believe that you have the voice of a true singer.

What is singing?
Singing is the act of producing musical sounds with the voice, which is often contrasted with speech. Contrary to common thought, air is not expelled with the diaphragm, but is inhaled using the diaphragm and exhaled or expelled, using the abdominal and lower pelvic muscles, as with ordinary breathing. The pitch is altered with the vocal cords With the lips closed, this is called humming. A piece of music with a singing part, either a cappella or accompanied, is called a song.

Who is a Singer?
One who sings is called a singer.
A singer is a musician who uses their voice to produce music. Often the singer is accompanied by musicians and instruments. While many people sing for pleasure, vocal skill is usually a combination of innate talent and professional training.

Things to do… to become a Super singer in one hour…(FOR GENTS ONLY)
1. Get up very early on the day when you plan to sing.
2. Be enthusiastic…have bath with salt water… Scrub well… Look good.
3. Avoid talking to your kids…as they are very annoying.
(especially if your kid is like my LIB: Lil’ Irritating Boy)…
4. Identify a studio where you can record your 1st song.
5. Go and get extra friendly with the sound recordist, see if he likes you… sit very close to him; and get cozy.
6. Call for Pizza and coke, feed your sound recordist very well.
7. Don’t tell your spouse about your singing plans.
8. Wash your face with coconut water.
9. Gargle with ordinary tap water…Pls. DON’t ever use mineral/bottled water.
10. Get into the recording studio; identify your song; stand infront of the mike with the right attitude and CROAK!!

Yo! There you go… Your 1st CD will be ready in flat 60 minutes.

You Don’t believe me?? Checkout my 1st song! (The song is in Hindi)

PS: Your sex life has to be really good to become a super singer… else you may sound like me.

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