Dear Dudes and Dudettes,

Wish you all a very happy V-Day!

FYI… My new assignment is keeping me v v busy.. 24×7. I am exteremly sorry for not adding any crap in the last few days.

I am no longer a ‘Thakur’.. I have got my arms back…Gabbar has changed his mind…

I feel v nice to dash this post using my brand new ‘Acer Aspire 5550′ (Sleek-n-sexy)…He is sooo beautiful that I feel like making love to him..24×7. No no. i will not do that… I will use him only for work..

BTW… Going forward, I dont’ think I will have the time and energy to update this trash regularly… nevertheless I will try my best. Thank you for your support and co-operation.

Keep visiting.. U2B.in

This story is about…

Six different couples…

Twelve different lives…

Six different worlds…

One common problem…LOVE!

I was about to do a rear-view on Salaam-e-ishq.. But then I realized its not worth my time. One can always read it on Scribbler.in

My friend AK has very lovingly raped it anyways.

I have to tell you all about the 7th Couple, their lives and their problem…

He was madly in love with his wife. He requested her to go with him to watch this beautiful film.. ‘Salaam-e-ishq’.
He desperately wanted to watch this movie coz…

He loved Salman. He loved John. He loved Govinda. He liked Priyanka, Vidya and Ayesha..

But he loved his wife… so she couldnt say no to him…and had to go with him.

She watched… She tolerated… coz she loved her husband.. but she will not endure ANYTHING for love. She will give it back to him. She decided…Yes! She will give it back to him.

During the intermission, she asked him to step out of the movie hall for sometime. He didn’t argue, he never argued, and just followed her.

Outside, when they were all alone.. she looked to her left and she looked to her right.. and requested him to come more closer.

He obliged.. He was madly in love with her…

Somewhere in Mulund… a Few minutes later…

The room was very dark…he couldn’t move…he saw only darkness… he was lying flat and there was an old, well educated man looking at him and asked…

“So how is ‘John’ ?”,

“No you cannot leave this place… I suggest you take complete bed rest…your ‘Abrahams’ are brutally injured”

And… there was a patient history hanging by his bedside.

Patients’ First Name: Shiv-ram-kumar

Patients’ Last Name: Paratha-khati-rehti

Doctors’ Name: Dr.Mahendra Watsa

Problem: Erectile Dysfunction

Cause: John was brutally kicked

Reason: Salaam-e-ishq.

I had to change the patients’ name as I cannot reveal his true identity.

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